Rude Mr and Mrs Questions - Naughty Mr and Mrs Questions

Rude Mr and Mrs Questions? No, not for this party. When the happy couple has been friends with the bridesmaid for a long time, nothing she says (or asks) can make them angry, because she wants the best for them and they know it.

Check out our list below and see if you guys are still friends afterwards, haha. But you may want to know how to deal with the really rude ones. Here they come.

3 Ways to Deal with Rude Mr & Mrs Questions

Use humour. If you make a joke and change the subject to something else you can easily get away with not saying much. It’s similar to being indifferent.
Be direct. Either say “Next question” or tell them there’s no way you are going to answer that. Either way, you should find a way of letting them know that you consider them bad mannered for asking questions like that.
Ask them why they want to know that. This may lead to some snotty remarks, but you may have more time for a fun, humorous reply. Enjoy whichever you choose.

And now, the questions. Don’t forget to let us know if you have any suggestions for more mr & mrs questions by leaving a comment below.

Let’s start slowly.

Rude mr and mrs paddle questions

Rude mr and mrs paddle questions? That means you have a serious audience, you know that, right? So you need to tone down on the rudeness…just a little bit. Remember, it is important to be mindful of the questions you ask at a wedding, as you don’t want to make the bride or groom feel uncomfortable or upset.

Who is the more jealous partner?
Who is the more financially responsible partner?
Who is more messy?
Who is more forgetful?
Who is more practical?
Who is the early bird?
Who is the more critical partner?

Racy or Naughty Mr & Mrs Questions…or are they?

Who will be the most hammered after the wedding?
What is their favourite sex position?
What is the strangest place you had sex?
What is the costume they would like you to wear for your next wild adventure?
What famous person they would be allowed to have a free ticket with – had they had a chance to meet him or her?
Vanilla or chocolate?
Who has the weirdest orgasm face?
Who watches the most porn?
Who notices (stares at) the opposite sex on the streets most often?
Who has had more lovers?
Who is most likely to bring a sex toy to the bedroom?
Who is most likely to have sex in public?
Who is most likely to want a threesome?
What is the costume your partner would like to see you up as?
What is the naughtiest thing your mr/mrs has ever done?
How many dates have you been on until you had sex?
How often are you planning to have sex?
How many kids does your partner want?
What is your partner’s dealbreaker or reason for divorce?
What have they forgiven you time and time again for?
When was the last time you used sex as “motivation” (caughing: bribe)?
Who is more likely to steal the covers at night?
Who is the bigger flirt?

Dirty Mr & Mrs Questions

I believe the following Mr and Mrs questions are very dirty when used at a party or a gathering of any sort, but maybe that’s just me. Let me know your thoughts in a comment below:

Who has the highest libido?
Who is the noisiest during sex?
Who screams while having sex? (I know they look similar, but believe me, they are not)
Who is most likely to cheat?
Bum or boob?
Who is most likely to have a homosexual encounter?
Who lost their virginity first? (competitive much ?)
Who has (most) fetishes? (my point exactly)
Who will wash dirty linen in public in case of a divorce?
Who is more likely to embarrass themselves in public?
Who is more likely to eat all the snacks in one sitting?

You want more? We have dirty Mr & Mrs Questions that you only need to answer with yes or no. Well, as dirty as you make them to be, it depends on the answers, right? Also, remember, the key to these questions is lightheartedness and mutual respect. Always ensure that both the mrs and the mr are comfortable with the questions being asked.

Have you ever accidentally worn each other’s underwear?
Do you secretly pick each other’s nose when no one’s looking?
Have you ever stolen the covers and blamed it on your partner?
Have you ever used your partner’s toothbrush without them knowing?
Do you sometimes pretend to be asleep to avoid intimacy?
Have you ever given your partner a funny nickname based on their private areas?
Have you ever laughed during a romantic moment for no apparent reason?
Do you secretly think your partner has a silly bedtime ritual?
Have you ever accidentally walked in on your partner in an embarrassing situation?
Do you have a secret signal or gesture to communicate in crowded places?
Have you ever used baby talk to communicate with each other?
Do you have a funny nickname for your partner’s private areas?
Have you ever prank-called your partner pretending to be someone else?
Have you ever tried to imitate your partner’s quirky habits for fun?
Have you ever made a funny face during a kiss just to see your partner’s reaction?