Mr and Mrs Paddle Questions

Mr and Mrs paddle questions are a really fun game that can be played at a wedding or at a hen do, but both the future bride and groom are to participate.

Another version of the Mr and Mrs paddle game is when one of the “lucky” bridesmaids responds instead of the groom, as she’s received the answers before the hen do.

The paddles, the objects, the Mr and Mrs

How you can play the Mr and Mrs Paddle Questions game

This MR & Mrs game is to be played with four paddles, two paddles for the bride and two gorthe groom. They could have different colours or you could have some really nice typography printed on the paddles. There is so much you can choose from in terms of colours and embellishments, that you can make it very personal for the happy couple.

If you can’t find any paddles, you can always find some representative objects for the two, or at least shows a bit of a difference between them. It could be anything from two different shoes, to car toy and a Barbie, or figurines, fluffy toys to two different coloured cardboards. You can use whatever works for you, or whatever you have to hand.

I have created two paddles (one for the Mr and one for the Mrs) that you can print and crop, hope they are of use. You can download them from here.

How to avoid rude questions

The purpose of this game is to make people laugh, or at least enjoy themselves by finding out more about the happy couple. That may not be the case if we feel we have revealed too much to the people present. There will always be a guest who may not be happy with your response to a question or two, but when the future bride or groom is upset, that’s not something anyone would want.

You may answer the rude question and move on to another. We discussed how you can deal with rude and naughty Mr and Mrs questions in three different manners, so be sure to read our other post.

66 Mr and Mrs Paddle Questions

Image by Sebastian Parkinson

The following Mr and Mrs questions start with Who, whoop whoop. You can always change them to fit the bride and groom and their journey, as you know better what will make people giggle. Try not to get the happy couple too mad with the info that is spilled, though.

Who is the nicest?
Who has better hair?
Who has the best looking nose?
Who is the funny one? (read funny mr and mrs questions)
Who is the pragmatic one?
Who has the best job?
Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Who is the corny one?
Who is the romantic one?
Who is the forgetful one?
Who is the spontaneous one?
Who is the best in bed?
Who buys cakes?
Who is the spender?
Who sings in the shower?
Who kills the spiders?
Who cooks better food?
Who has a better voice?
Whose music is better?
Who was out of the other one’s league?
Who is the cheap one?
Who is always right?
Who is the talker?
Who has the most general knowledge?
Who reads minds better?
Who reads more?
Who exercises more?
Who has the funniest orgasm face?
Who said I love you first?
Who got down on one knee/proposed?
Who gets their way the most?
Who asked for the first date?
Who is the most dramatic one?
Who vacuums more often?
Who does house work more often?
Who is the more affectionate one?
Who makes the best cuppa?
Who is most likely to cry when watching a film?
Who is the biggest flirt?
Who has the most annoying friends?
Who has the best-looking friends?
Who knows how to tango/salsa/waltz?
Who is the clumsiest?
Who is the most honest one?
Who can eat the most?
Who has midnight cravings?
Who is the most patient one?
Who is most likely to be late?
Who is the best looking?
Who is the grumpiest?
Who smells the best?
Who earns more money?
Who washes their car more often?
Who snores the loudest?
Who is most likely to eat junk food?
Who is most likely to get take-away food?
Who spends more time on the phone?
Who takes better photos?
Who is more stylish?
Who takes better selfies?
Who is the messier one?
Who has a better phone?
Who is the party animal?
Who is the most creative one?
Who is the sexiest?
Who loves their mommy the most? ( Or replace mommy with closest family member)

Awkward Mr&Mrs Paddle Questions (may be evil, muhaha)

The following mr and mrs paddle questions are for the bold ones, so use them carefully. Maybe mix them with some other questions we have, in order to make them easier to digest.

Who hates their family?
Who was hesitant about getting married?
Who thought married life was/is going to be pink and fluffy/ unicorn rainbows?
Who hates/does not like their future in-laws?
Who’s momma’s boy/girl?
Who’s daddy’s boy/girl?
Who never does any chores around the house?
Who was better at school (better grades etc)?
Who has had the most partners?
Who has the most annoying friends?
Who is the cheapest?
Who gets the last word?

Rude Mr and Mrs Paddle Questions

Beware, this is dangerous territory. Walk with safety. You may find minefields.

Who will stay at home with the kid(s)?
Who earns less? (read more Mr and Mrs questions for families)
Who wants to have sex more often?
Who is most likely to try to have a homosexual experience (not just think about it)?
Who is most likely to try BDSM?
Who is most likely to ask for a divorce?
Who secretly hates the other’s friends?
Who is most likely to become an alcoholic?
Who is most likely to have an addiction?
Who will do the cooking?
Who will do the cleaning?
Who is better at finances?
Who does more shopping?
Who will most probably forget their spouse’s birthday?
Who will most probably cheat?
Who is the most successful one?

Hard Mr & Mrs Paddle Questions

Who is the anxious type in the relationship?
Who will become bitter with age?
Who will have more hobbies?
Who will be the best parent?
Who will be the one to remarry?
Who will be the best spouse?
Who hates this game?